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MINE FOR TONIGHT: Book One - The Billionaire's Obsession
Genre: Adult Contemporary Steamy Romance Down on her luck, nursing student and full-time waitress Kara Foster gets a massive blow to her already desperate financial situation that will surely find her living on the streets. Needing nothing less than a miracle to save her, Kara gets rescue...
Genre: Uncategorized
Free on Kindle: 18 June 2013 PDT/PST
Publisher: Scott Publishing
Size: 94 pages
37 reviews
Finn McCallister has serious doubts about his career. The receptionist in his coastal California real estate office wears her wetsuit to work, and his eccentric boss lectures in Pidgin: Braddah Finn, tell dem kook clients to pound sand! As the last of his friends to find a customer for his surname, hungover from one singles-bar karaoke of "Heat of the Moment" too many, Finn senses his personal life, too, is circling the drain. In an attempt to outrun his insecurities, Finn trains for a marathon and literally collides with doe-eyed veterinarian Kim, who awakens primal feelings dormant since Phoebe Cates graced the halls of Ridgemont High. As Finn gains momentum from this new relationship, he attempts to rehabilitate his toxic best friend, Carmichael, whose marriage has flatlined. Still pla...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Outrigger Books
Size: 352 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
3 reviews
Let’s face it: Turning eleven can be difficult, especially when you still wear diapers to bed. This is a secret that Lola Swanson wants to keep under wraps. But secrets always have a way of coming out when Hannah Thompson is involved. And then there’s the other little problem … Lola and Hannah are both in love with the same boy....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Lakshmi Books
Size: 53 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
2 reviews
The Celtic Tiger is in his prime and the Kerrigans are splashing the cash. They have made it big time, so eat your heart out you small town snobs! But Daddy’s-girl Kirsty wants Celebrity and International Fame and devotes herself to pursuing this dream. Crashing Madonna’s Christmas party doesn’t help, neither does causing a stir on Big Brother but when a video clip of Kirsty goes viral on You Tube, fame arrives with a bang. But Tracey O’Hagan, a blast from a shady patch in the Kerrigan past, has appeared on the scene. She’s mad. She’s bad. And she’s definitely dangerous to know. Set in the years of the Celtic Tiger, Burning Bright is told in the voices of Kerrigan family members and friends. It’s funny. It’s believable. And it will definitely make you laugh....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Catherine Brophy
Size: 279 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
7 reviews
Three Things To Do Before I Die...
John Markham has three things to do before he dies. Only problem is one of them is to sleep with another guy. Join him as he sets out on a worldwide adventure to satisfy his inner needs where he meets a buxom Scottish lass called Moira, the raccoon like Francis and her dubiously straight husband, and one of his ex wives. Striving to complete all three tasks he discovers there's more to life and death than he realized......
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Saunders
Size: 63 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
2 reviews
The Cult Debut Novel from Des McAnulty Motherwell 2002. Whilst trying to come to terms with the bizarre suicide of his ex-girlfriend Clare, College student Stevie Costello dreams of a better life far away from his hum-drum existence. Before Stevie can change his life, he must first contend with his straight-laced boss Alastair, whose marriage to the breathtaking Marie is on the verge of collapse. To further complicate things, Stevie finds himself somehow caught between best friends, Stubbsy and Lisa, whose hatred for each other explodes one night into an intoxicating love under a blazing Motherwell sun. Can Stevie somehow shake off the shackles of his surroundings or will he finally realise that love and life really is local… Inspired by the music of Mogwai, The Delgados and Morriss...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Paddy's Daddy Publishing
Size: 308 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
2 reviews
Jane Austen and the Highway Woman (second edition)
Jenna Bowen was traumatised as a child when her father turned up at the school gates wearing a sarong. This had the effect of Jenna seeking refuge from all forms of attention by disappearing so far into the background of her own life that she risked it passing her by altogether. It took the supernatural intervention of the ghosts of Jane Austen and Mary Roberts to give Jenna's life the shaking up it needed. Jane Austen needs little introduction but Mary Roberts had been lost to history as a result of a terrible injustice, which led to her being burned at the stake. The ghosts are determined to find a husband for Jenna, who is secretly in love with someone very different from the man they have selected for her. Ghosts, gangsters, cyber bank robbery, animal rights, sex-slave liberation, roma...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: LJ Lawry Books
Size: 288 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
2 reviews
When Vice President Sarah Palin meets Vladimir Putin , she accidentally sets off a chain-reaction of international incidents culminating in a Russian attack on Alaska. In the middle of the crisis, President McCain suffers a brain aneurysm , making Sarah Palin the President of the United States. The Palin family boards Air Force Two for a historic trip to Washington where she will become the first female President and confront Vladimir Putin head-on. En route to D.C., Air Force Two is hijacked and the Palin family is taken hostage. Can Sarah Go Rogue and save the day? Can Sarah Palin save both her family AND her country? Will she ascend to the highest office in the land? Or will Speaker of the House Nancy "Crazy Eyes" Pelosi become President? Will the pregnant teenager give birth ...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 238 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
How many times have we heard of huge, unclaimed lottery jackpots going to charity? Either the winners threw the ticket out with the rubbish or it simply remains hidden down the side of the sofa. Meet Simon Cowend, a 26-year-old Londoner who plays the same lottery numbers every week. His nickname is Lucky, which is a total mystery to the people who know him. One particular night, his lottery luck changes, but all is not what it seems. * The BBC and two independent television companies took interest in the original working of this story in the shape of a 6 x 30 minute comedy series....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 112 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Andy Elliott is a waster: a rare natural footballer, who threatens to piss his God-given talent against the wall. On a typical drunken Saturday night, he and his three teammates, Phil Lyons, Robert Cassidy and Steven McCartney, hit on the idea of an end-of-season tour. A week-long session of sun, sea, sex with some football thrown in as an excuse. As his boorish behaviour reaches a new low, Andy is kicked back onto the path of righteousness, firstly by an unexpected adversary and, later, by his volcanic Spanish girlfriend, who threatens to remove his castanets using only her fingernails. Play Away follows the boys as they plan the trip and jet off into an adventure that no-one could possibly have foreseen. It’s an irreverent comedy, adapted from the true story of an amateur football ...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Dan Calder
Size: 379 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
A book for reading while relaxing on the throne. Humorous stories of men who menstruate, a bored office worker, Vampires with gas, marriage counseling and a few tales of rednecks, Sissy May and Bobba Fred Offin. Adult humor....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 40 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Compass North (Miranda and Pierre Series, #5) (Miranda & Pierre Series #5)
Still in Québec, Miranda gets to know the Frenchman François as they set out to view the Northern Lights. While Pierre, now back in Bellingham, searches for Miranda. Meanwhile, Miranda's friend, Justine plans to put in her dibs on Pierre, who she feels Miranda neglected. Ménage à quatre?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Ma Vie en Bleu Production
Size: 15 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
1 review
It's 1976. Maggie Thatcher hasn't started on the welfare state and the comprehensives are teeming with lefties who still hope for a fair future. People like... Jenny, O-level student, looking for true love -- with her teacher Julian, head of department, libertine manque, who sees nothing wrong in taking Jenny to the Stonehenge free festival Angela, wife and domestic martyr, hoping only that Julian will remain faithful And feminist Celia, who reckons that blackmail will yield the greatest good for the greatest number. Think abuse is funny? If so, you've missed the point. But the people Jenny meets on her own personal road to Damascus are pretty amusing: Spike the Punk, Sam the Sceptical Nurse, and Richard the Rogue Psychiatrist. They aren't the only men in this book that will make y...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Small Paw e-Books
Size: 316 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
3 reviews
Lucid dreaming : The rare state in which a dreamer knows it’s a dream. In lucid dreams, you can change the storyline to whatever you want. - Like to fly over the rooftops? Go right ahead. - Kill off your demanding boss? Do so with impunity. - Enjoy awe-inspiring sex with a gorgeous someone who in real life doesn’t even know you exist? Do I even need to ask? Todd Goldman is an ordinary young man. He has tried his hand at various low-level jobs and succeeded at nothing. All his life, he has let life lead him, not the other way around…until the day he answers an advertisement for a sleep lab, and enrolls in a study of lucid dreams. Todd finds he is a quick study at lucidity, and increasingly learns to control the content of his dreams. In contrast, unfortunately, his life is a...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Amazon.com
Size: 227 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
"Nature of the Beasts," an Orwellian-style satire about bigotry excerpted from the short story collection "Moe Howard Died For Our Sins." PLUS: "An Unlikely Story" by Dale Andrew White, excerpted from the collection "Return of the Dittos." "...Dale Andrew White is a natural born storyteller with an especial flair for blending fantasy, whimsy, satire and a fevered imagination into original stories that are replete with ribald humor and reader-engaging novelty." Midwest Book Review...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Twin Rivers Press
Size: 9 pages
Free download for Kindle from 19 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
12 reviews
Freak City (Dragon City (Book Two of Four))
It’s hard to control your destiny while you’re waiting for the bus. The trouble for Argus Kirkham began when a stranger pushed his way through a crowd at a bus stop and pressed a package into his hands. Inside the package were various random items – photos and toys and newspaper clippings. None of it seemed to make any sense, but as Argus and his friends unraveled the clues, very strange things began to occur in this novel of mystery and ghosts....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Pigeon Weather Press
Size: 142 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
16 reviews
The Long Midnight Of Barney Thomson: A Serial Killer Thriller (Barney Thomson #1)
"Great fun and daft as monkeys" — Stuart MacBride, #1 bestselling author of BIRTHDAYS FOR THE DEAD Barney Thomson — awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber — lives a life of desperate mediocrity. Shunned at work and at home, unable to break out of a twenty-year rut, each dull day blends seamlessly into the next. However, there is no life so tedious that it cannot be spiced up by inadvertent murder, a deranged psychopath, and a freezer full of neatly packaged meat. Barney Thomson's uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer… Praise for Douglas Lindsay: "The plot, Russian literature fans, is a modern spin on Dostoyevsky’s Crime and Punishment. The bloody ending, movie buffs, is pure R...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Blasted Heath
Size: 182 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
6 reviews
The Not So Simple Life (A Comedy)
This short novel is jam-packed with adventure, humor, spiritual wisdom and spiritual wise-crackery. Casey Stewart is on the edge of thirty and working in an advertising firm, a job that is slowly grinding him down. When he goes on a blind date with a mysterious woman named Violet it awakens his inner adventurer. Within hours he is without a job and speeding across the country on an escapade with Violet and his Volvo, Odin. But she has secrets, and, most dreadful of all, will he tell her the secret of his missing finger ? Add his very own personal stalker to the mix and there's even a chapter titled: "Don't Mix Hockey and Sex." How can you go wrong? About the Author: Stephen Shea is the pseudonym of a semi-famous author who is experimenting with several genres. He lives next door to you....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Dava Enterprises
Size: 118 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
The Call of the Void - Fantasy Novel
Come and immerse yourself into a story of fear, curiosity, humor, destruction, and romance. Taking the first step out of an unfashionable little town a young boy named Laris meets Marvin, an eccentric man who rode on a flying ship. But not long after their first encounter, Marvin's ship is pillaged by a dangerous group of politicians and Marvin himself is taken away. Standing upon a deck of ruin, the devastated but willful boy decides to go on a journey across the world to rescue Marvin. With the guidance of only the mysterious inhabitants of the ship and armed with his own curiosity Laris pioneers a new world of adventure, and challenges the dark secrets of the flying ship. Deep into his quest he begins to uncover the breadth of Gaia's extraordinary history and with it, Marvin's epic pas...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 96 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Happy Holiday Season! For the second year in a row I will be giving away free all of my older eStories that I can - about 50 different ones - beginning the 20th of December and continuing through Christmas Eve. The last give away resulted in over 9,000 free downloads! This year I will also be giving away at the same time two completely new stories, one, a story called "Blackbird: A Young Boy Meets the Devil for the First Time," and the second, "My American Dessert - A Story From the "A Walk in Time Cemetery Tour." I am very thrilled with both of them, and hope you will be as well. Please see my website, WillBevis.com for more information about those stories and the annual giveaway. Thanks, and Merry Christmas!! Will Bevis. About the author: Will Bevis is a prolific writer of shor...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 19 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Jimmy Daly never expected his life to turn out like this. Caring for his stroke victim father, left brain damaged and incapable of speaking normally. Me Arse is Jimmy's story of love and devotion to his best friend....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Michael Noctor
Size: 177 kb
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
1 review
Sir Ian Anthony Mornay is a former British Secret Agent, Brandy drinking World Champion and owner of the finest cheekbones in all of London. During his eighty-five years he has led a life of adventure and magnificence and these are his memoirs. It is a tale that takes him to India during the dying days of Empire, sees him captured and banished to a German prisoner of war camp, showered with accolades by British High Command for unearthing Communists whilst undercover in Hollywood and attempts to explain the diplomatic faux pas that accidentally led to the Cuban Missile Crisis and which resulted in his fall from grace and his subsequent banishment to the drinking dens of Soho. Redemption is delivered when he is asked to act as judge and jury for Britain in the 1973 Eurovision song contes...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Paul White
Size: 634 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Promotion days is just three weeks away and it looks like it's down to you and one other candidate. What can you do to get the upper edge on your competition? Blackmail? No, that could backfire on you. Sabotage? No, that would be bad for the entire company, including your department. You have the solution handed to you on a silver platter but will it be enough of an edge to get you that promotion? Let's find out, shall we?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 11 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
It's been decades since the beatings and harassment and the humiliation of this high school bully, yet here he was big as life standing right in front of you at the car rental counter. You may never get this chance again. Go for it. Tell him what a jerk he was and how you'd like to punch his lights out. You jump over the counter, ready to exact your vengence but you stop. Your bully is supporting himself on two crutches and he has braces on both legs. Now what? You can't very well beat up a cripple. Or can you?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 9 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
You just know your husband's stepping out on you but you can't prove it. Well, wait a minute, this is Hollywood and you know a hairdresser who knows a makeup artist. Together they can transform you into a beautiful, unrecognizeable tart. Then you can go out, pick up your husband at his favorite bar and see just how far he'll go. What can possibly go wrong?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 14 pages
Free download for Kindle from 18 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Committed, Episode 1: Things Get Hairy
When Ella Mikowski decided to plan her dream wedding, she had no idea what she was getting herself into. As if juggling her career and the millions of wedding planning details isn’t enough, it seems that anything that can go wrong does go wrong. Will Ella manage to make it down the aisle with her sanity intact? Committed is a serial, with episodes of approximately 12,000 words to be released every two weeks. There will be a total of eight episodes. Episode 1: With only seven days to go until the wedding, Ella heads to the salon. But her visions of a head full of beautiful highlights setting off her exquisite headpiece is ruined when something in the solution causes her hair to fall off in clumps....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: NPC Books
Size: 56 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
20 reviews
The Sensationally Absurd Life and Times of Slim Dyson
Slim Dyson is a man about town. He's an artistically inclined urbanite, a ladies man, and a social butterfly. The only problem is that he's homeless. Well, he doesn't have a problem with that. In fact he doesn't have any problems at all, because Slim Dyson is the most optimistic man alive. In fact, his optimism borders on delusion. And when he accidentally becomes catapulted into fame and fortune, Slim finds himself thrust into a world where honesty and optimism come to die: Hollywood. The life of luxury is foreign to a man who would rather sleep on a shelter cot. Will Hollywood change Slim? Can even the purest heart survive the washing machine of Fame without fading? And what's the point of a toilet that shoots water up your butt, anyway?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 335 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
28 reviews
This is a humorous story about the zombie invasion of Las Vegas. Many things are lost in Las Vegas: innocence, paychecks, Little Scotty’s college fund. But the worst of all...is humanity. Once a man’s been bitten by lady luck, the hunger becomes infectious, and before he knows it he’ll chew the arm off the guy sitting next to him just to win a hand of poker. Especially if he’s a zombie. Las Vegas has been overrun by flesh-eating, undead monsters that are now flooding the Strip and obliterating everything in their wake—cars, tourists, and even casinos. First on their path of destruction: the Olympus, Las Vegas’s premiere hotel and casino, which is currently housing a human buffet-line that’s been trapped inside by a poorly thought-out, self-locking alarm. Amid the chaos of h...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 362 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Emma is a newly-wed looking forward to some blissful years with her new husband, but everyone else expects her to have children. Emma has never wanted children and has to convince her husband, her family and her friends that she's not cut out for motherhood. Only, the best laid plans never run smoothly....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 441 kb
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Just Say No! to Froggie Dissections… When their seventh-grade science class is picked for a new frog dissection program, best friends Gaby and Squidge want no part of it. Their passionate arguments to use a robotic frog fall on deaf ears and the launch of their “Just Say No! to Froggie Dissections” campaign is sabotaged by the mysterious FROGW.A.X. at every turn. Thanks to FROGW.A.X., the two friends are soon knee-deep in detentions and the laughingstocks of Francis B. Xavier Middle School – until an itchy allergic reaction lands Gaby a part in a major Hollywood movie. Suddenly, the former Baby Bottoms Up, prince of the diaper rash commercials, has legions of adoring fans and a campaign that’s back on track – until KuKuBoy, the canine star of the movie, is dog-napped and FROGW...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Marta Tandori
Size: 295 kb
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Shawn Hayes meets Lacey Masters on a raunchy, adult dating website. Shawn falls for her at first sight, but Lacey wants to make sure he's worth her time. She puts him through several increasingly dangerous tests to prove his love. Can Shawn--and their relationship--survive?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: That's A Riot! Media
Size: 427 kb
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
41 reviews
When the Internet collapses, society responds almost immediately…by having a meltdown. While civilization is steadily destroying itself, IT cubicle-jockey and cyberspace junkie Brent Porter enlists the help of his grumpy office building security guard, Mickey, to find his missing computer gamer girlfriend, Molly. The trouble is, Molly’s fallen down her laundry basket and into a lewd and confusing world of nonsense, in a retelling of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland with a twist: the heroine is dumped into the deepest, darkest bowels of the Internet. So while Brent and Mickey are searching for Molly in a city that’s gone to complete chaos, and Molly’s fighting off porn freaks, viruses, and scammers, who’s going to save humanity from the Internet ? Well, that would be t...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 352 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
2 reviews
Bill has the paper route that Tommy covets. The routes are all filled and Tommy wants more than anything to earn enough money to buy a new bike. He may get his chance. Bill's going on vacation for a week and has asked Tommy to fill in for him while he's gone. Great, this may be the foot in the door Tommy's been waiting for. He agrees but in no time at all he begins to wonder if he's bitten off a little more than he can chew....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 14 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
15 reviews
Trouble is Brewing… ROSE thinks her life is pretty sweet. She loves her job teaching in a disadvantaged school, and has just moved in with her gorgeous actor boyfriend, Daniel. The only clouds on her horizon are a headmaster with a passion for new-age team-building and an expensive book-buying habit. ALEX has always dreamed about working for a glossy women’s magazine. Instead she’s stuck working for Dublin’s most notorious tabloid newspaper, rewriting press releases and covering for her colleague Jodie – a well-connected neurotic who still hasn’t figured out how to use an apostrophe. SHANNON feels like life is passing her by. When she graduated at the top of her class from drama college, everyone thought it would be just a matter of time until she got her big break. But th...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Mermaiden Media
Size: 414 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
A humourous tale of travel and unrequited love....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Good Guy Publishing
Size: 15 pages
Free download for Kindle from 17 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
1 review
Poochie Pinecone and The Stinkfinger Affair
All Poochie wanted was a damn vacation. What he got is another messed up joyride into the seedy underbelly of lower-class America. In this third installment of the Poochie Pinecone Mysteries - Dill Pickles raises the bar on just how twisted and sick a character can be! When Poochie's car breaks down at the ferry to Gorilla Island, America's trashiest transvestite is left with very few options. As Poochie proceeds on his desperate quest for a vacation - he is robbed , burglarized, trespassed upon, a witness to a horrendous murder, kidnapped and molested - and that's just the first night! Solving this bizarre crime takes more than just a luscious booty and sassy mouth - as Poochie quickly discovers! This excursion with Dill Pickles will make you laugh, question your own sanity and hug yo...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 35 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
The UK Government is on the rocks. The stroppy Scots are looking to go their own way, Prime Minister Cambourne is getting desparate as he needs their oil and gas taxes to sustain his London bankers life styles. Cambourne needs a plan to halt the Scots in their path and save the Union. His prayers are answered when a lowly civil servant arrives to see him with a plan created by his mentor to wreck the SNP's ambitions. No sooner has Cambourne authorised 'Cockleshell' than the wheels come off and he is searching for a scapegoat to blame ..... well there is always the civil servant worm who brought him the plan .... isn't there? But the worm has other ideas ...... let mayhem and crisis ensue around the London Olympics. A political satire for modern times. " ...a good and powerful writer...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Peter Thomson
Size: 310 kb
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
3 reviews
Bobby Winston has been a staple on the American pop music scene for more than fifty years. He has it all...the name, the fame, the money, the gold records and the playing engagements. Even after all these years people still recognize him and come to see him perform. You'd think he'd be thrilled with a glamorous life such as this. Don't you bet on it. Fame is not all it's cracked up to be, as you will find out after reading this 4,230 word short story. You may find yourself a little more content with the life you have. I know Bobby Winston wishes his life had taken another path. Why?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 12 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
2 reviews
Trish Cunningham is the host of the nationally syndicated television show, Homeless Makover, where they select a homless person at random off the streets and turn them into a cleaned up, shaved, coiffed and smartly dressed gentleman. They have one day to make the transformation. Can it be done with this particular man of the streets? It's a tall order, but they're just about done when, what do we see here? Oh oh....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 7 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
It never fails. You find yourself in the Express aisle at the grocery store. You only have one item and you're in a hurry. The old woman ahead of you has more items than the sign allows, yet no one confronts her. She's old, she's frail and she's awfully annoying. Now she can't find her change. Now she doesn't have enough. Now she's out of checks. Come on lady, move it. Not so fast, you may just be in the right place at the right time, only you don't know it yet....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 6 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
“Come on, Ed,” Dave said. “This new captain’s gonna rip us a new one if we’re late his first day on the job.” “Don’t worry,” I said, straightening and combing my hair and zipping my jacket. “You know how I can schmooze just about anyone. This guy’ll be no different than the others. Five bucks says within a week I’ll have him eatin’ outta my hand.” Ed and Dave are cops, returning to work after a long weekend. There's a new captain taking over today and Ed is sure he can "schmooze" this guy just like he did the last three captains they've had. Nice try, Ed....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 5 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Bert’s son, Jeff listened intently as he read from one of his favorite books. Bert had started reading a chapter a night several weeks ago and tonight they were on the final chapter. Jeff lay on his side, his head propped up on his hand. Bert had his undivided attention. Joe sank the pickaxe into the wall and small round gold pieces fell out and onto the floor. Frank yelled, “Hey Joe, wait. There’s gold in the wall. It’s the Applegate Treasure.” Jeff sat upright in bed with wide-eyed innocence, his curiosity burning. “Dad, was there really two Hardy Boys and did they really find a treasure in the old Applegate Mansion?” Bert has been dreaming of finding his own hidden treasure for years and now he thinks he may just know where he can find it. If he can only con...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 13 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
There was nothing Fred Pickering liked better than standing on his back porch on a warm summer’s evening watching the sun dip down below the horizon. Well, almost nothing. Fred loved birds. He loved everything about birds. His personal library of bird books numbered in the dozens. He had bird feeders hanging from most of the trees in his yard and he’d even given names to several of the more recognizable birds. His coffee mug had a glazed-over picture of a male cardinal with all it’s majestic red wing feathers spread out in a magnificent display. One night Fred hears an owl somewhere near his house and decides to try to communicate with it. He tries out his best owl call and gets an answer. After several nights of this, Fred is sure he and the owl are communicating on a personal basis...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publilcations
Size: 7 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Ralph has it bad. He's in love with Helen, who doesn't know he exists. His plan is to send her letters on a regular basis and sooner or later she's bound to give in. Ralph's friend Tom is not so sure that's such a great idea, you know, with the stalking laws and all. But Ralph persists and personally hands Jerry, the mailman, another of his convincing letters to personally deliver to Helen. Will Helen file a restraining order? Will Tom keep teasing Ralph? Will Jerry get sick of Ralph's letters to Helen. This is a fun read with a great twist at the end. You are treated to TWO stories here. The original version and version two, which I re-wrote from memory. Both are delightful even in their differences.....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 12 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
Roger puffs on his expensive and illegal Cuban cigars and blows smoke in my face. He's obviously enjoying his ill-gotten gain. Roger also has a plan to make a lot of money from these cigars. Sure, he could sell them and double his investment, but he has another idea, a better idea. He has formulated a plan to make his insurance company pay him for smoking them. Ho'w that possible, you ask. Read on....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Downwind Publications
Size: 7 pages
Free download for Kindle from 16 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
1 review
Two robbers discover that robbing a bank isn't as easy as it looks....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 6 pages
Free download for Kindle from 06 June 2013 onward PDT/PST
17 reviews
Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom -- a boob job. Who'll pay for it? She's determined to find out. A hilarious short story by award-winning writer David Bawdy. "David Bawdy tickles my funny bone in the best possible way." -- Annie Reed, author of Pretty Little Horses, an Abby Maxon Mystery, forthcoming from Thunder Valley Press....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Pentucket Publishing
Size: 28 pages
Free download for Kindle from 31 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
5 reviews
Beauregaard Sweet became invisible, but his troubles began when he suddenly reappeared. Now everybody wants something from him. Manny the mechanic wants his wife. Sharad LeMaster wants his secret. Emma Biggs wants another shot at the TV news, the leaders of the Four Tribes want to send him back to wherever it was he’d gone, and all he wants to do is eat some donuts and watch reality TV...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Pigeon Weather Press
Size: 106 pages
Free download for Kindle from 30 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
74 reviews
The Hitwoman Gets Lucky (Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman)
A novella about the further misadventures of Maggie Lee and the rest of the cast of zany characters from CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN: Maggie Lee’s a lot of things: The daughter of a mom in a mental institution and a dad serving time; The niece of three meddling aunts; The aunt of her beloved niece, Katie; The friend of a snarky lizard, a dyslexic Doberman, and a semi-psychic co-worker; A contract killer. But one thing she'd never thought she'd be is a thief. That's about to change as she heads to the casinos of Atlantic City to help her sexy murder mentor, Patrick Mulligan, steal something from a professional thief. Maggie's never been lucky in love or money. Will this gamble pay off or will she lose her shirt, her heart or even her life?...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 442 kb
Free download for Kindle from 28 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
504 reviews
Trouble in Mudbug (Ghost-in-Law Mystery/Romance Series)
Scientist Maryse Robicheaux thought that a lot of her problems had gone away with her mother-in-law’s death. The woman was rude, pushy, manipulative and used her considerable wealth to run herd over the entire town of Mudbug, Louisiana. Unfortunately, death doesn’t slow down Helena one bit. DEA Agent Luc LeJeune is wondering what his undercover assignment investigating the sexy scientist has gotten him into – especially as it seems someone wants her dead. Keeping his secrets while protecting Maryse proves to be easier than fighting his attraction for the brainy beauty....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Jana DeLeon
Size: 321 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
270 reviews
Valley Of Death, Zombie Trailer Park
Just a few miles outside of Albuquerque New Mexico there's something horribly wrong in a remote valley. To their eternal regret some people have mistaken the screams echoing in the hills as coyotes singing to the moon. When Josey drives his truck down into the valley he quickly learns the horrifying truth. It's not coyotes howling- it's men or what used to be men. Josey discovers that the valley is home to the depraved, the noble, the damned, the innocent, the beautiful, and of course the walking dead. When the least dangerous thing you encounter is an angry rattlesnake you know you've made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. The story is over 110,000 words in length. It's eighteen chapters of adventure, excitement, horror, and thoughtful humor. What kind of zombies are they? There has been...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Hands on Productions & Publications
Size: 385 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
351 reviews
Never Buried (Leigh Koslow Mystery Series, Book 1)
"A funny, fast-paced, clever, and unusual mystery that will have readers clamoring for more. Sheer delight." --Carolyn Hart "A thoroughly delightful debut. Bright, breezy, and witty. I couldn't put it down."--Tamar Myers The truth about what happened in 1949 went to Paul Fischer's grave... Too bad his body didn't! Advertising copywriter Leigh Koslow doesn't pack heat--just a few extra pounds. And she doesn't go looking for trouble. When she moved into her cousin Cara's refurbished Victorian house, she wasn't planning on discovering a corpse--certainly not one that had been embalmed ten years before. But as anyone in the small Pittsburgh borough of Avalon could tell her, her cousin's house has a history attached. A history dating back to two mysterious deaths in the summer of 1949. Some...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Edie Claire
Size: 204 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
203 reviews
Calamity Jayne (Calamity Jayne Mysteries)
HOW DOES A BLONDE SPELL 'FARM'? E-I-E-I-O Tressa Jayne Turner has had it up to here with the never-ending string of dumb-blonde jokes and a longtime nickname that's harder to get rid of than lint from a belly button. Dubbed 'Calamity Jayne' by Iowa Department of Natural Resources officer, Rick Townsend, Tressa's out to gain a little hometown respect--or die trying. Unfortunately, that may be the case. She's just been handed the perfect opportunity to get "Ranger Rick," the doubting Don Juan of the DNR, and a skeptical citizenry to take her seriously. How? By solving a murder no one else believes happened...No one, that is, except the killer....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 340 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
43 reviews
In this creepy horror novel, Neal Becker is convinced that his 5 month old baby daughter can talk. But that's impossible...isn't it? Except that Neal didn't really want to get married in the first place and pushed his wife for an abortion. And now, Baby Natasha knows it. She's out to get Neal, or so he believes. Join the two in a terrifying battle for survival that will make your blood run cold! "A fantastic book, but don't read it at night. It gave me some very weird dreams." Theresa K., Boston "Any parent who has ever reached his wit's end with a toddler will appreciate this terrifying story!" -- Jennifer W., Atlanta "A nanny's worst nightmare!" -- Veronika P, Manchester, UK...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 86 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
150 reviews
Dying to Get Published (The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries)
Judy Fitzwater's comic mystery tour de force, originally published by Ballantine Books, is finally available in electronic format. Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with a stack of eight unpublished manuscripts and rejection letters to match filling her closet. She's sure that if she can just get famous for something, someone will have to publish her books. Why not murder? She'll find a target so mean that she'd actually be doing the world a favor by bumping him or her off. And she knows just the person: Penney Richmond, a high-powered literary agent who's made it her job to ruin people's lives. All Jennifer has to do is frame herself, do the deed, and come out with an iron-clad alibi, and she'll be well on her way to getting a three book deal. So what if she chickens out at the last mi...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Amazon.com
Size: 169 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
42 reviews
Totlandia: The Onesies, Book 1 (Fall)
***This is Book One of the Totlandia Series*** The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children’s playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city’s ultra-competitive elite, the club’s ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club’s founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there’s no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection…from tots or their moms. In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year’s admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospectiv...
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Coliloquy, LLC
Size: 297 kb
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
17 reviews
This Twentysomething Life: A sort-of prequel to This Thirtysomething Life
A brilliantly funny, heartwarming short story: essential reading for all fans of This Thirtysomething Life and the perfect introduction to Harry and Emily for newcomers. Before Harry and Emily were thirtysomethings on the cusp of parenthood, they were twentysomethings on the brink of marriage. Set during the build up to their wedding, this is the story of why Harry started a diary and how - in typical Harry fashion - he almost didn't make it down the aisle. Just as hilarious and heartwarming as This Thirtysomething Life, this short story is told with unflinching honesty and laugh-out-loud accuracy and gives an insight into just-about-to-be-married madness in all its messy, human, uplifting, feel-good glory. Though you may never look at your father-in-law in quite the same way again . . ....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
Size: 80 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
1 review
An original and outlandish story of grief, lust, and memory loss. An Ethics professor can't get over the tragic loss of his young wife and he wonders if it's making him behave in a monstrous fashion. Harper Nevermind's I Only Got One Hot Wife is wickedly funny and sickly disturbing and filled with page-turning twists. It's nasty too. And may not be appropriate for all readers....
Genre: Comic Fiction
Size: 23 pages
Free download for Kindle from 10 May 2013 onward PDT/PST
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