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How To Survive Modern Dating

by JR H

This book explores the dark side of modern dating. Think of it as a cross between a survival guide and an urban dictionary for modern dating. My aim is to supply readers with a candid view on the evolving dating scene and provide realistic expectations. Readers might find some helpful and humorous coping mechanisms along the way, to assist with potential and often unavoidable heartache. There’s plenty of authentic dating stories that will make you question if it’s even worth it? After years of experiencing the modern dating scene I’m still so single that my shadow said, “I think we should see other people”. That’s exactly why I’m well placed to enlighten you on the dark side of modern dating. Expect to be shocked by the dating experiences/stories shared within. Due to shame a...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 53 pages
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Electronic Sludge 1: Men Focused Humor

by Dale Carpenter

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 51 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

50 Shades of Grey Cats

by Chris Green

This book simply contains fifty full-color, high-resolution images of grey (or gray) cats. According to Wikipedia: COLOR: Is it GREY or GRAY? GREY or GRAY is an intermediate color between black and white. It is a neutral or achromatic color, meaning literally that it is a color "without color." The first recorded use of GREY as a color name in the English language was in AD 700. GREY is the dominant spelling in European and Commonwealth English, although GRAY remained in common usage in the UK until the second half of the 20th century. GRAY has been the preferred American spelling since approximately 1825, although GREY is an accepted variant....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 58 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Dad's Stinky Shoes (1)

by Russ Magnasco

Children's Book...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humor
Size: 16 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Salon Madness

by Jan Glaz

Salon Madness is an energetic and amusing chronicle uncovering the shady side of beauty on all fronts, Cosmetology Conventions, Beauty Shows, Salons, Clientele and Hairdressers all play a role between the covers of this book. The bizarre episodes hail from the Cosmetology Industry, primarily from privately owned beauty establishments along the Lake Shore area of Chicago, Illinois. Each chapter is inspired by truth compiled from the author’s personal experience, journals, and interviews....

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Memoirs, Business & Investing, Small Business & Entrepreneurship, Humor & Entertainment, Pop Culture, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Beauty & Fashion, Psychology & Counseling, Self-Help, Creativity, Motivational, Personal Transformation, Self-Esteem, Stress Management, Crafts, Hobbies & Home, Crafts & Hobbies, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 40 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The (not so) handy pocket guide presents: how to survive life in a kitchen

by Dr. NoHow

Did you want to work in a restaurant? or maybe you thought it was a good idea to work in a kitchen and earn a couple of bucks. Either way this book caught your eye, so buy it, open it up and figure out if this is the right job for you. Either way, enjoy a bottle of wine as you go!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 62 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

75 Things You Should Know About Working in a Call Center: A Fun Look at Life on the Phones

by Marsha Marie

This book is an in-depth look at what it is like to work on the phones in a call center. Fun, revealing and at times, shocking. Marsha tells it like it is to work 8 hours a day with headsets glued to your head....

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Professionals & Academics, Specific Groups, Business & Investing, Biographies & Primers, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Professional & Technical, Accounting & Finance, Humor
Size: 69 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Play Something Peppy!: A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player: Year 2

by Lori O'Brien

Lori O'Brien's first book, Would Mick Jagger Put Up with This? A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player, introduced the world to the enthusiastic Clapper, the feisty Speedy Gonzalez, and other colorful residents of the Happy Haven Nursing Home in New England.More hilarity ensues in Play Something Peppy! as Lori contends with many new residents, including the less kindly old lady, Miss Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and Don Juan, in addition to all the old regulars whom her readers have come to know and love.Laugh out loud as Lori continues her struggle to please the residents, befriend the staff, and attain that elusive peace of mind that volunteering is supposed to bring!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 135 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Rendezvous In Cyberia & Other Stories: Paranormal and Romantic Stories Exploring Relationships

by Randeep Wadehra

A casual chat with a young woman on the Internet brings shocking results for this middle-aged soldier. A dog finds human beings a trifle too emotional, and spiritually underdeveloped. Scary confrontations with ghosts leave a Military Police Corporal bemused but wiser. Unrequited love, tragedy and break-ups leave a trail of shattered dreams. What happens when a hapless father watches his child die? A quarrel among children results in a violent flashpoint in a Kanpur locality. Rendezvous In Cyberia & Other Stories is a fascinating collection of sixteen tales. Whether it's a gripping paranormal tale, an introspective social narrative, a sizzling satire or an aching, spellbinding romance, the characters and their lives stay in your memory for a long time.Happy reading!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Sagas, Humor, Satire
Size: 107 pages
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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Lenny

by Elias J. Hill

Lenny prefers flat nose shovels. They scrape roadkill better and her mom is always making her collect highway squirrels to feed the alligators. Today she is just hoping to score some meth, but life has other plans....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, General Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 26 pages
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Rating: 4.80 / 5
5 reviews

Would Mick Jagger Put Up with This?: A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player

by Lori O'Brien

Lori always wanted to be a rock star. After working for twenty years in the insurance industry in Toronto, Canada, Lori finally realized her dream of becoming a performing musician. Although her fans are a bit older than she had envisioned. And less awake.Would Mick Jagger Put Up with This? A Humorous Look at Life as a Volunteer Nursing Home Piano Player chronicles Lori’s first year at the Happy Haven Nursing Home in New England, where the residents may be old, but they’re definitely not boring. Humor abounds as Lori faces quilt-wielding elderlies, quarantine notices, and quick-tempered gentlemen while attempting to give back to her new community. Volunteering was turning out to be a lot harder than she had thought it would be!...

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 114 pages
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Rating: 4.70 / 5
5 reviews

101 Reasons to Break Up: True Life Tales of Splitsville

by J Edward Neill

In this unique take on dating and relationships, dozens of real-life strangers sit down for interviews, and all of them provide the true-life tales of their craziest, most unusual break-ups. Every break-up is REAL, and each one is more bizarre than the one before.You think your break-ups have been wild? Think again. Here's 101 of the WILDEST. Once you read one, you'll want to read them all...From Coffee Table Philosophy creator - J Edward Neill...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Parenting & Relationships, Family Relationships, Humor
Size: 80 pages
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Rating: 4.60 / 5
5 reviews

I Was Geeky When Geeky Wasn't Cool

by Marc Allie

Being geeky isn’t really geeky these days. But back in the 80s, being a geek was a death sentence for a kid’s social life. Nobody knew that better than me.

I was the stereotypical nerd: I was smart, wore glasses, was terrible at sports, and had my nose stuck in a book most of the time. I was different, and that meant I was made fun of. To cope with all the teasing, I would lose myself in other worlds, those with spaceships and lasers, or longswords and dragons. I devoured TV, movies, and comic books with a fervent passion. None of these obsessions made me any more popular.

Inside this book are my most vivid memories of being a weird, nerdy kid. Some of these stories detail the different crazes I threw myself into, ranging from comic book heroes and form-shifti...

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 80 pages
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Rating: 4.60 / 5
5 reviews

A Time 4 Friends (Elmo Jenkins - Book Five)

by McMillian Moody

A Time 4 Friends is the fifth book in the beloved Elmo Jenkins series. It's actually a collection of four stories that take place between book four, A Tale of Two Elmos, and book six, Whatever Works Best for You (due out in 2016). A Time 4 Friends gives readers a sneak peek into the colorful lives of the supporting characters that inhabit the world of Elmo Jenkins and First Church. Simultaneously hilarious and thought-provoking, these stories help canonize the ongoing adventures of the staff at the church. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be inspired....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Religious & Inspirational Fiction, Christian, Humor
Size: 240 pages
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Rating: 4.40 / 5
4 reviews

Tempting Harry (The Elmo Jenkins Novelettes Book 3)

by McMillian Moody

Spend some time with Harry Simpkins, the larger-than-life Minister of Music at First Church. Whether he's having a sanctified fist fight with another staff member, or bringing down the house with his infamous Tex Larimore routine, Harry is always unforgettable. Catch up with Harry and find out about his latest shenanigans.Harry's been on staff at First Church for two decades, but a surprise letter could change everything. Will he stay or will he go? Tune-in to find out in this third Elmo Jenkins Novelette by author McMillian Moody.....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Religious & Inspirational Fiction, Christian, Humor
Size: 79 pages
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Rating: 4.30 / 5
4 reviews

'Final Countdown': Episode 1 - 'The Trigger' (The Final Countdown Series)

by Jason Rosette

(*WARNING! Rated 18 years + for suggestive content, some violence and raw language) 'FINAL COUNTDOWN' is the story of two hilarious, hard-luck traveling salesmen who become accidental outlaws when their counterfeit Mexican blenders go murderously and hilariously awry!

A fiction novel by award winning filmmaker and writer-director J Rosette ('Lost in New Mexico', 'Freedom Deal', 'BookWars'), and co-written with paranormal maestro William Grabowski, 'Final Countdown' is chock full of the strange and offbeat characters of the American Southwest, with sizzling and surreal psychedelic flashbacks and vivid postmodern time stretching.

Take a trip into the dark comedic underbelly of the 21st Century USA - join us on the journey!

Actual Reader Review:
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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, United States, Humor, Metaphysical, American, General Humor, Satire
Size: 185 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
4 reviews

Kansas Caricatures in Verse: Humorous Poems for Funny Minds (Bright Dreams Journal Book 4)

by Gary R. Hess

Christian Weilert's fascinating and hilarious Clerihew poems brings you to the land of Kansas, the home of fascinating celebrities, athletes, politicians, and even fictional heroes and other characters.

Clerihew is a type of verse written in four lines: two rhyming couplets. The poem focuses on a well-known individual and uses humor to speak about the subject.

Kansas Caricatures in Verse is the fourth volume of Bright Dreams Journal. The series brings you new poetry each volume surrounding a specific topic. This volume brings you the likes of famous individuals and personalities every Kansan knows.

Kansas is home to many famous people. This book includes poems about:

Actors:
Bening, Annette
Rudd, Paul

Athletes:

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Poetry, Humor
Size: 31 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
4 reviews

I Was Justin's Nanny

by David Belisle

The Liberal red tidal wave of support had receded, revealing a new prime minister on the Hill. It’s the daring, debonair Justin Prudhomme … and his delicious dark locks. Issues pile up quickly. The stuffed shirts and stiff collars need to be ironed out. A hungry media awaits their daily dish and there’s simply no end to the dirty laundry. But that’s all on the Hill. Justin’s wife Josie is busy producing a CBC documentary on saving lemmings. Somebody must tend to the home fires.Enter Marie Bellehumeur. The 52-year-old, chain-smoking native of St. Louis-du-Ha-Ha! has been around the block. Of unemployment. Dumb luck and dumber clerical staff allow her in the door at 24 Sussex.Today’s hot potatoes – immigration, terrorism and U.S. President Ronald Stump – are mashed onto the ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, Satire
Size: 161 pages
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Rating: 4.00 / 5
4 reviews

My Warped Italian Catholic Childhood: Little Rosemarie of the 50's is Confessing Sins at the Gossip window

by Rosemarie Chauvin

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Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Leaders & Notable People, Specific Groups, Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Nonfiction, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 2.10 mb
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Rating: 3.70 / 5
4 reviews

Dangled Carat

by Hilary Grossman

Diamonds are a girl's best friends unless the carat is dangled...When twenty-seven year old, Hilary, meets perfect on paper, Marc, she thinks she has finally found the man of her dreams. He's everything she is looking for - handsome, successful, funny, and has a gorgeous home on the beach. Marc immediately sweeps Hilary off her feet. She is positive her single days of dating duds are over and her happy ever after is right around the corner....Well, when something seems too good to be true it usually is!Hilary quickly finds out Marc has one big problem - he is beyond afraid of commitment! She is willing to take things slow, but after four long years, some days their relationship seems to be going in reverse...Tired of waiting for Marc to come to his senses, while on vacati...

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Specific Groups, Children's eBooks, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Relationships, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, United States, Nonfiction, Romance, Women's Fiction, Humor, Holidays, American, Satire
Size: 280 pages
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Rating: 3.80 / 5
4 reviews

It's not the size that matters: Embracing Life with a Micropenis: Ideal book for the man with a small penis. THE BEST SECRET SANTA gift. A superb wedding gift.

by Katy Scott

If you ever find yourself saying, "Does Size Matter?" This book is ideal for those who face Encounters with a Less-Endowed Partner.It's a book for men with a tiny penis, they may make special orders for tiny condoms online, because even the smallest condoms available in stores are too baggy and just slip off.It's not a self help book. But for those who know what it's like living with a little willy, this is for them.It's also THE BEST SECRET SANTA BOOK!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Beauty & Fashion, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 29 pages
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Rating: 3.40 / 5
3 reviews

Peter's Pecker: Case Of The Cheating Spouse and Cuckold Husband (Crime Time Fiction Short Reads Series Book 1)

by J Jay Jacobs

The Head In The BoxA severed head in a box sent special delivery to the newlywed and cheating spouse of a rich investment banker sets off a massive chain of events designed to find out what it could possibly mean, and more importantly who sent it and for what reason.

Before having the chance to thoroughly investigate the severed head, a more personal and private body part is received in a small box similar to the first. This time it's a box that is only eight inches long rendering the enclosed body part barely enough space to fit comfortably.

Enters our highly trained and sophisticated female protagonist Lieutenant Sadie Blue who is determined to use her fantabulous investigative skills to get to the bottom of things.

Suspects range from the nosy nei...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Relationships, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Nonfiction, Romance, Contemporary, Crime Fiction, Humor, Romantic Comedy
Size: 31 pages
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Rating: 3.00 / 5
3 reviews

My top 51 Witty Quotes

by Clarissa Price

The book consists of some of the best funny and witty quotes that can both inspire as well as bring a smile to your face. This book follows a series of other books on Motivational Quotes as well as Romantic Quotes.

Includes quotes from some of your favourite wittiest speakers, from Capt. Jack Sparrow and Iron Man to Shahrukh Khan amongst many other quotes by the likes of Frank Llyod Wright, Chandler Bing, Nelson Mandela, Ayn Rand et al....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Education & Reference, Quotations, Humor
Size: 18 pages
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Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

Robo-Politicians: Poetry and Comics about Robots, Politics, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and Life

by Richard Meyer

Robots! They want your vote because they know what's best for you. You need four pieces of broccoli and should send Furry-Girl/Changeling on the robot dating site a smiley face. There is an 87% chance on the third date she'll morph into you and touch your genitals. Wait, what about the female voters? She'll still do it. That girl has boundary issues, but you're the one to solve them! After the fourth date, of course.

Robo-Politicians is a collection of comics, poems, and generally awesome comments about robots, science fiction, fantasy, life, religion, sex, and there even a thing about Billy Collins. The guy will be dead soon, there isn't time to find a more suitable venue for work regarding the aging poet! Quick, someone steal his brain and put it in a robot dog! It'll be ado...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Poetry, United States, Comic Strips & Cartoons, American, Humor
Size: 72 pages
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Rating: 1.00 / 5
1 review

How to Be a Gold Digger: The secrets of wealth with other peoples money (Comedy How To Books Book 1)

by Tyler Moses

Becoming a gold digger it not as simple or convenient as it might sound. Rather than seeming the easy choice, if you have the right-sized assets and come to bed eyes, gold digging is in fact a craft that needs to be highly-toned and practised in order for you to be able to reap the rewards of richness and luxury.There are so many angles and pitfalls to consider because, even if you think you look the part, you have to succeed in beating the competition. Every man out there with a hefty wallet will have a score of women after him, all hoping to enjoy their time in his fortune and then taking most of it in a beautiful divorce. There will be skilled and unskilled opponents, but you will have to defeat them all. This book offers you the expertise to prune and prepare yourself to be the one tha...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Relationships, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 50 pages
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EQUITY LOST

by S.E. McKenzie

'EQUITY LOST' is S.E. McKenzie's 24th epic poem. 'EQUITY LOST' explores the power and influence equity and inequity have in shaping the urban environment and the life of an individual....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 33 pages
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LOL Your Face Off: 345 Quick Jokes That'll Get You A Laugh On Demand

by Melanie Berliet

Let’s face it: A lot of the funniest jokes aren’t all that sophisticated. Because laughing your face off isn’t about putting on airs. It’s about letting yourself go and appreciating the ridiculous in life. This compilation of awesomely awful jokes across categories (dirty, blonde, religious, knock-knock, etc.) is guaranteed to crack you up, as long as you’re willing to shelve your ego and own your sense of humor. It’s also a great resource for getting a quick laugh on demand out of a likeminded friend or colleague, as long as you can deliver a punchline without breaking into a laughing fit....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 75 pages
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THE PULL

by S.E. McKenzie

'The PULL' is S.E. McKenzie's 42nd epic poem. 'The pull' is a work of fiction which explores the power of the pull....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 32 pages
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Z.I.T.S. (A Spirit Bluffs Short Story)

by Dwayne Fry

Principal Wilbert Lambihaus is having one of those days. First, the inept janitor mopped the floors far too early in the day. Then his nitwit secretary informs him she has no clue what her job entails. And, wouldn't you know it, Superintendent Blatherarah has chosen this day to show up unannounced.But, all of this adds up to a normal day of annoyances. Things go overboard when Wilbert is informed there is not only a boy on campus with a gun, but the gun turns out to be an M82 mounted on the hood of a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon. Zac Couchester has a simple explanation for why he brought the gun to school... he's on a hunt for zombies!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Horror, Occult, Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Satire
Size: 36 pages
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Ghostwriter's Blues: Short Story

by Henry Simpson

Navy veteran turned ace copywriter Floyd struggles to advance his career despite rivals, sabotage, incompetent managers, a motorcycle accident, the sexual overtures of Pinky Melones, his unrequited love for Elaine Savant, and a perilous adventure on an unseaworthy party boat with a drunken captain....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 20 pages
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