4 reviews
ThornFrom the first time I played army as a kid, the military has been my life. As an Airborne Major, I’d led my men through two tours in Afghanistan. But when my father was elected president, I became an even greater target for the enemy—a prize for someone to take out. To ensure not only the safety of myself, but of my men, I got stripped of my cammies, shoved into an Armani suit, and placed into a management position at my father’s company. After years of trekking through the desert with an assault rifle, I was way out of my area of expertise, which my transition coordinator was more than happy to let me know on a daily, if not hourly basis. The brunette bombshell would be the death of me in more ways than one, especially since I hadn’t been with a woman since my last deployment...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Romance, Military, Romantic Comedy, Satire
Size: 296 pages
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5 reviews
Repo Girl: A Fun Action Adventure Romance (Repo Girl Series Book 1)
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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Romance, Series, Humor, Mystery & Suspense, Romantic Comedy, Satire
Size: 1.01 mb
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4 reviews
Totally Starcross'd: A Novella
A modern day retelling of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.
"Why does she have to be Romilly Montague? Any other name on the planet. She’d be just as pretty and cute and clever—just as perfect—but she wouldn’t be Romilly Montague. Then I’d have a chance with her.”
Romilly longs for the freedom to live her own life ... but her dad is Alan Montague, hot contender for the job of Governor. And the bigger he gets, the more protective of Romilly her parents become.
Could Julian Capulet’s luck be worse? As if being born into the most conservative family in Verona wasn't bad enough, the girl of his dreams is the daughter of his father's biggest adversary in the upcoming election. His embarrassing family—especially his troublemaking younger bro...
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Romance, Contemporary, Teen & Young Adult, Satire
Size: 78 pages
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4 reviews
Scone: yet another academic farce
The absurd story of a campus coup. Ben Nevis leads an adjunct revolt that purges critical theorists and corrupt administrators from Oregon State and brings the university back to intellectual and human reality. All with a little help from a powerful friend, Moira Drummond, labor attorney and survivor....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 140 pages
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4 reviews
A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Dark Comedy, General Humor, Satire
Size: 116 pages
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4 reviews
Starlancer: The Glamazons of Uranus: High Five Edition
We took the sexiest space-comedy of the summer and replaced all the adult action with high fives for an insane reading experience!In the year 3034 there is no disease, poverty – or high fives.Desperate to avoid another outbreak of alien STD’s, the Earth Council mandates all humans be gene-scrubbed of any desire to perform high fives. But one rogue scientist illegally infuses the DNA of his son, Steven Starlancer, with the ultimate male ability and stamina to high five, hoping one day he might lead a high fiving revolution. When Steven’s criminal genetics are discovered, he is exiled from Earth, taking a job as a Star Pizza delivery boy just to make ends meet.Now the fierce, lingerie-clad Glamazons of Uranus are threating to invade Earth -- and Starlancer’s high five powers might be...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, Satire
Size: 106 pages
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4 reviews
Can True Love Conquer a Zombie Mutation?Prepare Yourself for an Undead Zombie Romance Novel, One That is Oozing With Dark Humor! Cryogenically-frozen heads that come to life and race around by the power of their spinal cords, like human horseshoe crabs . . .Zombies stumble about looking to feed their brainy eating habit . . .San Francisco becomes a bleak, apocalyptic landscape in this dark humor, zombie satire, where . . .A mad scientist — Dr. Trope? Dr. Meme? No, Dr. Egessa, the mad German scientist — chasing the Nobel Prize and his living prize . . .. . . Cathren Whitney, a half-human, half-zombie miracle, who must also outrun and outsmart . . .Zombie Native Americans . . .The mad scientist’s Russian girlfriend, with her own agenda . . .A back-to-the-earth movement with its own ag...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Dark Comedy, General Humor, Satire
Size: 278 pages
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Death Shadow: The End Of The World
'Death Shadow' is S.E. McKenzie's 58th epic poem. 'Death Shadow' is a work of fiction which explores how Death Shadow hunts the living....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 24 pages
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Corporate Lobotomies: Astounding Bureaucratic Adventures, Volume 1
Corporate lobotomies. Psychotically amorous semi-sentient bots. Endless corridors. Countless unlabeled doors, all viciously locked. A lethally dysfunctional social infrastructure rife with corruption, inefficiency, and crime. Spiraling homicide rates… Welcome to your corpulent, overpopulated future! Here, everyone loves you, because everyone wants to screw you before they sell your living body to illegal pharmaceutical tumor-farms, which are also a popular method of suicide, because death-by-tumor is not as bad as many (though it is also worse than some).In this world, a much-hated dumbass-of-a-scientist long ago determined the universe would always expand faster than the pace of technological advancement. The result? Every human being on the planet knows nobody will ever, ever,...
Genre: Children's eBooks, Science Fiction, Fantasy & Scary Stories, Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Humor, Satire
Size: Unknown
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MISCONDUCT AND POWER DEFINITELY FITS THE WASHINGTON D.C. BILL SCANDALS, DECEPTION AND DIRTY SECRETS. HOW FAR WILL THESE THREE WOMEN GO TO STAY ON TOP OF THEIR GAME. FROM COMPETING WITH OTHER WIVES FOR THEIR HUSBANDS. TO DOING DIRTY DEEDS TO MAINTAIN POWERFUL POSITIONS. ONE IS WILLING TO GET HER HANDS DIRTY TO ENSURE, THE WIFE DOESN'T LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY, THOUGH THAT'S STILL NOT AS FAR AS SHE'LL GO. ONE WOMAN IS SIMPLY TRYING TO REVAMP HER CAREER AS A LAWYER. SHE RUNS INTO A POSITION OF A LIFETIME, THEN DISCOVERS SHE'LL HAVE TO SWALLOW WAY MORE THAN HER PRIDE. BEAUTY CAN BE A FACADE AT TIMES, COVERING UP UGLY LIES. HOW MUCH ARE THEY WILLING TO LOSE & WHO ARE THEY WILLING TO DESTROY? A STORY WHERE PITY PLAYS NO PART....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, United States, African American, Urban, Humor, Satire
Size: Unknown
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THE SCARECROW HAS LANDED!: Or... Has Donald been Trumped by Himself?
CAN A SCARECROW CALLED WILLY REALLY CHANGE THE WORLD?AND WHAT THE HELL HAS THE WIZARD OF OZ GOT TO DO WITH IT?“This book is a very clever blend of satire, romantic comedy and action. It does exactly what it says on the tin – brings a little light relief to the seriousness of today’s world by poking a sharp finger at the establishment that controls our lives. Ludicrously enjoyable, a book everyone should read! And the last chapter? Well, maybe, just maybe...”Meet Willy the Scarecrow. He’s not quite what he seems. Created by a man called Charlie Wigg, on a remote farm in the Middle of Nowhere, England, his artificial brain is so advanced he’s broken the boundaries of artificial intelligence.But then Charlie did something incredibly stupid… assimilated the scarecrow with the cha...
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 221 pages
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4 reviews
My Name is Nelson: Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever
From The Indie View: “A brilliant and unique novel…in terms of sheer storytelling mastery, it's one of the best books we've seen in awhile. We give 'My Name Is Nelson' five-plus stars and look forward to an equally well-written sequel...it's a tremendously entertaining storyline with rich characterization and cinematic action scenes. It's safe to say the author's crafted a potential bestseller -- and, possibly, a hit movie." (Don Sloan)President Andrew MacIntyre was having a pretty good first year in the Oval Office. Suddenly, during what should have been a peaceful Christmas season, he's facing one of the worst national security crises in American history. And, it's being masterminded out of a sleazy, New Mexico strip joint? What the hell?A riveting page-turner with a little se...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Suspense, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 222 pages
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3 reviews
Arnold Birchwood always believed the world was flat, but he could never prove it. When an alien spaceship crashes outside his house, he suddenly gets his chance. With the help of his friends - Eudox, a green space alien pretending to be from Texas, Sam Duval, a professional complainer who has huffed too much government mind control gas, and Corpsy, a stone-cold dead corpse - Arnold sets out into orbit to show everyone that the world is flat once and for all! Flat Earthers in space, the real reason the moon landing was faked, where the arrow in the Fedex logo is really pointing, the identity of the secret fifth Teletubby, the meaning of crop circles, and the true nature of the evil conspiracy that runs the world - all in Flat Space, a hilarious new comedy from author Andrew Stanek....
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, General Humor, Satire
Size: 200 pages
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Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Dark Comedy, General Humor, Satire
Size: 39 pages
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Cubical 496: A Post-Modern Epistle for Working Life
In the late 20th century, the job of ordering the world’s information had fallen to the machines. Afterwards, the job of printing it out, filing it, and complying with it had fallen to the Assurance Advisors. And their assistants. Enter the firm of Grumpkin, Grumpkin, Potts, & Skrubb. It’s hard to beat the printed word really. For the business of bureaucracy, that is. But it was the printers that did it. Back at the beginning of the information age, some fool had invented personal printers. Suddenly anyone could print and distribute. Not since Gutenberg had there been such a disruption. Then the machines had got really smart and threatened to do away with all the paper. Turns out they just reinforced the status quo. Because this is how the world ends. Not with a bang. Not with a whispe...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 19 pages
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SuperHero - Retirement: SuperGrandBabies On Sugar . . . Oh No!
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Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, General Humor, Satire
Size: 5.51 mb
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The adventures of Sasha Solomon 2: Revenge at first sight
Sasha and her sisters must work together against the murderous brothers of Fierce while also making their new show a hit...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 14 pages
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Biscuits and Gravy Diner (Noir Fiction)
He did not plan on having his dinner meal at a steakhouse or anything like that. Still he was not interested in cooking at home. He was not sure about where to go. So, he thought about it a bit.Then he remembered the Biscuits and Gravy Diner down the street.He decided to stop off for American food at that diner. He entered the place greeting a few people he knew since he could remember. Then he finally sat down at a table.Then he threw his lit cigarette on a gasoline-soaked rag. They did not see a flicker or a small flame at the bar across the street. The detective pushed the lit cigarette away from the chemicals and put out the small flame. He said. “Damn, Sam!”“Okay, I thought it all out. I didn’t expect you here.”“This wouldn’t have been some fireworks coming out of the ro...
Genre: Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 162 pages
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5 reviews
Stinky Lays an Easter Egg (Stinky Stories Book 47)
After the Sunday school fiasco, Stinky gives up peace of mind for Lent. Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Short Stories, General Humor, Satire, Single Authors
Thanks to Uncle Stinky’s energetic coaching, Gradey’s performance in a Sunday school play is a disaster. It’s so bad, St. John pleads with his publisher to delete a chapter from his popular gospel.
For punishment Stinky and his sister are assigned to the Easter Egg Hunt Committee to plan the parish’s annual exercise in teaching youngsters valuable lessons about greed and competitiveness. The siblings fail to communicate an important bit of information and leave with egg on their faces—and everywhere else.
On Monday the Easter Bunny files paperwork to become a groundhog. He wants to return to his den and sleep for six weeks and hopes he awakens with no memories.
Size: 51 pages
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5 reviews
S*** D*** F***: and Other Words you Shouldn't Say
No parent wants their kid to swear. (Disclaimer: This research does not count those who do not care if their kid swears, or even those who encourage their kid to swear) Inevitably some kind of profanity is going to escape when the parent, say, steps on a lego, burns their hand cooking, or stubs their toe. The child may not react at the time, but I 100% guarantee the child was listening and will repeat those words at the worst possible moment. (Disclaimer #2: This research does not include those whose child was not actually listening, or those who did not repeat the profanity.)...
Genre: Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: Unknown
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5 reviews
Seven Will Out: A Renaissance Revel
If you thought "Six of One: A Tudor Riff" was the most fun you could have with your nightdress on, wait until you see what "Seven Will Out: A Renaissance Revel" has in store. Get ready for one 'ruff' night!
Tudorphile Dolly thought that the night she spent on an astral plane with Henry VIII's six wives, learning their heretofore unknown secrets, was a one-time thing. Not so! In "Seven Will Out", Dolly finds herself back in the ether with the women of later Tudor times: Elizabeth I, ‘Bloody’ Mary, Bess of Hardwick, Mary, Queen of Scots, and Anne Hathaway Shakespeare, to name a few. They too have secrets that will turn history on its head, and comic sass that will keep you laughing.
You've read all of the traditional, serious and romantic takes on the lege...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 402 pages
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5 reviews
A short story by Alan Chains....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 7 pages
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3 reviews
Death of a Zimmerman (Obama New World Book 1)
In an alternate reality where the the Sandy Hook massacre occurs before the shooting of Trayvon Martin, a scheming Linda McMahon seeks to leverage the tragedy to gain the Connecticut Senate seat. Backed by Kaitlin Roig, McMahon's stance on firearms threatens one of the most fundamental American liberties. Can she win the election? What will become of our country? Will George Zimmerman be able to defend himself? And for whom does McMahon truly work?This is the first volume in the three-volume saga "Obama New World." Look for releases of the second and third volumes "The Exorcism of Caylee Anthony" and "Song of Simpson" coming soon....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Political, Humor, Satire
Size: 53 pages
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Stinky and ye Swamp Yankee (Stinky Stories Book 46)
Everyone wants to be Little Jack Horner when the pie is filled with plums.
Stinky is the executor for the estate of a cranky Yankee who left a large bequest to support musical performances. Every prominent person in the city wants to be on the council to steer funding to their favorite organizations, and Stinky is overwhelmed by their campaigning.
Eddie prefers music by artists popular enough to attract a paying audience and isn’t much interested, but he makes a casual remark that inspires Stinky to restore a New Year’s Eve event that lapsed years earlier because of funding.
Boy Scouts will learn many colorful birdcalls heard in swamps and may earn a badge after reading this tale, while adults will learn how Stinky plays one interest group against...
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Short Stories, General Humor, Satire, Single Authors
Size: 51 pages
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This is S. E. McKenzie's twenty-seventh epic poem which explores the power of being SHRUNK....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 41 pages
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'The Denominator' is S.E. McKenzie's 41st epic poem. 'The Denominator' is a work of fiction which explores the Denominator both common and divided....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 29 pages
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Roland Kendall knows nothing about the world of television. He doesn’t even watch it much. So, when a friend invites him to join a team of turnaround experts at a struggling television station, Roland is rightly suspicious.Phil Porter, the marginalised chief executive at Channel 5 Brisbane, wants Roland to act as his eyes and ears on the team, the cuckoo in the consultants’ nest. Roland owes too much to Phil to say no.Life on a team led by unorthodox Americans Dalton Hinsley and B.B. Olsen is a daily rollercoaster ride. Roland finds himself hiring and firing the on-air talent and being physically attacked by disgruntled staff. He reluctantly masterminds a nightly viewer competition and manages to mislay the $50,000 prize in gold.He also becomes an unwitting player in the biggest news s...
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Literary, General Humor, Satire, Literary Humor
Size: 231 pages
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The Banana Republic is going bananas. The new king is the old king. The old policy is the new policy. Yes, no one is allowed to eat (except for the king and his inner circle). In fact, food is BANNED! Those who defy this new policy face gruesome persecution at the hands of his merciless henchmen....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Genre Fiction, Political, Humor, Satire
Size: 11 pages
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5 reviews
Bad Biz: Your Guide to Starting a For-Profit College
Have you ever wondered how corrupt businesses evolve and thrive? Are you curious about the inner workings of a nefarious enterprise? Have you been scammed or hurt by a predatory business?Bad Biz is an educational satire that’ll show you how bad businesses become successful, and how they get away with their schemes and scams. There are a lot of books written from the perspective of the good guy, but Bad Biz is written from the perspective of the corrupt tycoon. Imagine yourself as a fly on the wall listening to a fictional profiteer guiding a nefarious entrepreneur.The author of this book worked in the for-profit college industry, and wishes to share first-hand knowledge and experience with you. Again, this is satire, so the author is writing from the perspective of a fictional bad biz ow...
Genre: Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 169 pages
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4 reviews
Buffalo Dogs (the Amazing Conroy Book 0)
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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 2.33 mb
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