5 reviews
Walter is a comedy writer. He has a big crush on Rhapsody, who is a rising star on the internet. An explosive bout of diarrhea results in an out-of-body experience… an out-of-body experience where Walter meets Mark Twain.
Thanks to mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by Rhapsody, her co-worker returns to the world of the living.
Does CPR count as a first kiss?
Walter thinks it does.
He also thinks that plans for a death ray may be out there, somewhere. That’s the take-home message from ‘the other side’. When Rhapsody sees Mark Twain… along with his electrical genius friend, Nikola Tesla… for herself, she begins to believe that Walter’s episode of diarrhea may have inadvertently saved the world.
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Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Metaphysical, General Humor, Satire
Size: 114 pages
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5 reviews
The (not so) handy pocket guide presents: how to survive life in a kitchen
Did you want to work in a restaurant? or maybe you thought it was a good idea to work in a kitchen and earn a couple of bucks. Either way this book caught your eye, so buy it, open it up and figure out if this is the right job for you. Either way, enjoy a bottle of wine as you go!...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 62 pages
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5 reviews
Rendezvous In Cyberia & Other Stories: Paranormal and Romantic Stories Exploring Relationships
A casual chat with a young woman on the Internet brings shocking results for this middle-aged soldier. A dog finds human beings a trifle too emotional, and spiritually underdeveloped. Scary confrontations with ghosts leave a Military Police Corporal bemused but wiser. Unrequited love, tragedy and break-ups leave a trail of shattered dreams. What happens when a hapless father watches his child die? A quarrel among children results in a violent flashpoint in a Kanpur locality. Rendezvous In Cyberia & Other Stories is a fascinating collection of sixteen tales. Whether it's a gripping paranormal tale, an introspective social narrative, a sizzling satire or an aching, spellbinding romance, the characters and their lives stay in your memory for a long time.Happy reading!...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Sagas, Humor, Satire
Size: 107 pages
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5 reviews
Lenny prefers flat nose shovels. They scrape roadkill better and her mom is always making her collect highway squirrels to feed the alligators. Today she is just hoping to score some meth, but life has other plans....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, General Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 26 pages
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5 reviews
Mergers & Acquisitions: An Unlikely Matchmaker Romance (Legally in Love Book 3)
When Hollywood lawyer Jillian stumbles across a lost masterpiece and starts a new career, she also stumbles across Aero, the attractive man trying to ruin her business.Hollywood lawyer Jillian Price is desperate for a way out of her soul-sucking job with self-absorbed actors. Then she finds what could be a lost masterpiece at a yard sale. Is it real? If so, the painting could be her ticket out!At least that’s what Aero Jantzen says. He’s the gorgeous banker she meets—and kisses!—at the insistence of her eccentric child-star client. Who knew a child star would be the perfect matchmaker?But as soon as she rolls out her new life as a gallery owner, Aero starts throwing wrenches in her plans. It’s driving her crazy. Especially because chemistry continues to rise, threatening to turn ...
Genre: Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 165 pages
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4 reviews
Bearly Awake: Providence Paranormal College Book One
Bobby Tremain’s life used to seem charmed, but since his dad’s crippling accident, he has an avalanche of problems. He’s the first in his family to have a shot at college, also the first to head north of Louisiana. An early snow calls his Bear to hibernate a week before finals, but he needs to pass or he flunks out of Providence Paranormal College.
Lynn Frampton’s loneliness is almost more than she can take. She went to college on the other side of the country to get away from the persistent curse of unpopularity in a small town. Once at college, Lynn’s prickly personality has pushed everyone away yet again. At least, she’s at the top of her class.
Bobby needs Lynn’s help to stay awake and pass his exam, and she discovers she needs companionship mor...
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult, General Humor, Satire
Size: 177 pages
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4 reviews
'Final Countdown': Episode 1 - 'The Trigger' (The Final Countdown Series)
(*WARNING! Rated 18 years + for suggestive content, some violence and raw language) 'FINAL COUNTDOWN' is the story of two hilarious, hard-luck traveling salesmen who become accidental outlaws when their counterfeit Mexican blenders go murderously and hilariously awry!
A fiction novel by award winning filmmaker and writer-director J Rosette ('Lost in New Mexico', 'Freedom Deal', 'BookWars'), and co-written with paranormal maestro William Grabowski, 'Final Countdown' is chock full of the strange and offbeat characters of the American Southwest, with sizzling and surreal psychedelic flashbacks and vivid postmodern time stretching.
Take a trip into the dark comedic underbelly of the 21st Century USA - join us on the journey!
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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, United States, Humor, Metaphysical, American, General Humor, Satire
Size: 185 pages
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4 reviews
The Liberal red tidal wave of support had receded, revealing a new prime minister on the Hill. It’s the daring, debonair Justin Prudhomme … and his delicious dark locks. Issues pile up quickly. The stuffed shirts and stiff collars need to be ironed out. A hungry media awaits their daily dish and there’s simply no end to the dirty laundry. But that’s all on the Hill. Justin’s wife Josie is busy producing a CBC documentary on saving lemmings. Somebody must tend to the home fires.Enter Marie Bellehumeur. The 52-year-old, chain-smoking native of St. Louis-du-Ha-Ha! has been around the block. Of unemployment. Dumb luck and dumber clerical staff allow her in the door at 24 Sussex.Today’s hot potatoes – immigration, terrorism and U.S. President Ronald Stump – are mashed onto the ...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, Satire
Size: 161 pages
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4 reviews
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Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Leaders & Notable People, Specific Groups, Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Nonfiction, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 2.10 mb
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4 reviews
Diamonds are a girl's best friends unless the carat is dangled...When twenty-seven year old, Hilary, meets perfect on paper, Marc, she thinks she has finally found the man of her dreams. He's everything she is looking for - handsome, successful, funny, and has a gorgeous home on the beach. Marc immediately sweeps Hilary off her feet. She is positive her single days of dating duds are over and her happy ever after is right around the corner....Well, when something seems too good to be true it usually is!Hilary quickly finds out Marc has one big problem - he is beyond afraid of commitment! She is willing to take things slow, but after four long years, some days their relationship seems to be going in reverse...Tired of waiting for Marc to come to his senses, while on vacati...
Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Specific Groups, Children's eBooks, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Relationships, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, United States, Nonfiction, Romance, Women's Fiction, Humor, Holidays, American, Satire
Size: 280 pages
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4 reviews
The Cardboard Spaceship (To Brave The Crumbling Sky Book 1)
Lewis "Captain" Darby lives with his mother in modern day Indiana. What nobody knows is that sometimes, Captain crawls beneath an old refrigerator box in the basement and pretends it's a spaceship. And what Captain doesn't realize is that he has a date with destiny.One peculiar April morning, Captain crosses paths with Jennifer Pichon, the child of legendary space explorer Marty Pichon and Kitty Malhotra, the Princess of Saturn. They join forces just in time as the terrifying astronomical event called "No-Shape" is poised to ravage the Solar System from Mercury to Neptune and beyond.Together, Captain and the mysterious Jennifer face such terrors as the jungles of Venus, the perilous Worm Caves, and the decaying, giant insect-ridden wastes of Mars - and perhaps even fall in love along the w...
Genre: Children's eBooks, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Mysteries & Thrillers, General Humor, Satire
Size: 203 pages
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Nearly 63,000,000 million Americans voted for Donald J. Trump in the November 2016 Presidential Election. Buck Winner was one of those voters. This is his story. Haunted by memories of his parents' murders, and a long lost love, Buck is fired in October 2014 after 12-years of steady employment at a tractor parts supply factory in Canon City, Colorado. A year later, while barely scraping by on unemployment, Buck becomes fascinated by the 'no bullshit swagger' of Donald J. Trump and throws all of his free time into campaigning for the brash Republican Nominee in 2016. Disappointed by the lack of decent job opportunities post-Trump's Election win, and feeling more lonely and isolated than ever, Buck decides, in a belated New Years resolution--to get healthier by joining the local gym and...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Political, Humor, Satire
Size: Unknown
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The Zombie Apocalypse And Your Child: Raising Your Child In The Age of The Living Dead
The zombie apocalypse is right outside your home and you've just made it a bit tougher by having a kid. The Zombie Apocalypse and Your Child will guide you as you raise a child through the most difficult time in human history. If there's one book you absolutely need to make room for while holding your baby in one arm and fighting off zombies with the other it's this one. From lullabies to potty training this book will make sure your child grows up ready to survive the zombie apocalypse....
Genre: Arts & Photography, Theater, Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Self-Help, Literature & Fiction, Drama & Plays, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Nonfiction, Parenting & Relationships, Parenting, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Sexuality, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: Unknown
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1 review
Move over Anne Frank, there's a new memoir in town.
It's tough in the streets, especially when you live there...Imagine: you arrive at a grocery store, which is a store only in that you call it a store, and a dumpster by all other accounts. You've traveled here--as you do all places--not by way of smart car, but stupid shopping cart. Parking is ridiculous, as usual, but you've got bigger problems--your cardboard home is highly susceptible to children with low grade explosives and you've yet to finish naming your dern parasites. Terrible, right? Not to this ridiculously positive hobo. As far as he's concerned, life is peachy...or is it? Can his relentless optimism withstand the barrage of bad luck headed his way? Or will life beat him into submission like the rest of us?
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Genre: Self-Help, Motivational, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Short Stories, Nonfiction, General Humor, Satire, Single Authors
Size: 25 pages
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'EQUITY LOST' is S.E. McKenzie's 24th epic poem. 'EQUITY LOST' explores the power and influence equity and inequity have in shaping the urban environment and the life of an individual....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 33 pages
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'The PULL' is S.E. McKenzie's 42nd epic poem. 'The pull' is a work of fiction which explores the power of the pull....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 32 pages
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Z.I.T.S. (A Spirit Bluffs Short Story)
Principal Wilbert Lambihaus is having one of those days. First, the inept janitor mopped the floors far too early in the day. Then his nitwit secretary informs him she has no clue what her job entails. And, wouldn't you know it, Superintendent Blatherarah has chosen this day to show up unannounced.But, all of this adds up to a normal day of annoyances. Things go overboard when Wilbert is informed there is not only a boy on campus with a gun, but the gun turns out to be an M82 mounted on the hood of a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon. Zac Couchester has a simple explanation for why he brought the gun to school... he's on a hunt for zombies!...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Horror, Occult, Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Satire
Size: 36 pages
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Ghostwriter's Blues: Short Story
Navy veteran turned ace copywriter Floyd struggles to advance his career despite rivals, sabotage, incompetent managers, a motorcycle accident, the sexual overtures of Pinky Melones, his unrequited love for Elaine Savant, and a perilous adventure on an unseaworthy party boat with a drunken captain....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 20 pages
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Explore the humor, wit and reflections of Richard Mathews one cartoon at a time. This cartoon e-book features over four dozen new cartoons as well as a dozen plus previously published favorites. Sit back and smile enjoying, "You Don't Say."...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor, General Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 61 pages
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3 reviews
A collection of short stories highlighting the current and not so current political climate in America. When Harry Truman passes, his ghost observes president after president failing to end the Cold War until an idealistic man takes office in 1981. Alan Greenspan and Ayn Rand have a love affair while she writes her magnum opus, Atlas Shrugged. A Manhattanite searches for a place to enjoy his cigar in the weeks following the smoking ban. Bankers hold a secret meeting to form the Federal Reserve, but a sinister presence lingers in their midst. A woman is raped in an ally and is surrounded by feminist opportunists who exploit her experiences to further their agenda. A conservative economics professor survives the chaotic week following the election of Trump. A working class father finds out d...
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 156 pages
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Market God ( A Social Science Fiction Novel): A Dystopian Political Satire
What the hell is happening with our world? You have the rise of authoritarian strongmen popping up like weeds, within even the strongest and deepest democracies on the planet. You have cries for a return of socialism from a bewildered population grasping for answers. Do you want to know why? Read this book. There are three books in one novel. First, a necessary history at hyper-speed: our political economy. Second, a record of the birth of a new world God. Third, a fable, a social science fiction fairy tale of what it might be like, for an ordinary family to live under Market God. A short dystopian science fiction story with a post-apocalyptic flavor: Orwell Style.Within the fable, Paxton Shift, a Guber driver, fights to keep a roof over his family in the Gig Economy: can he survive? Novak...
Genre: Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 411 pages
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5 reviews
A band of adventurers flee from Sloe, the fabled Blue City of the south, as lowly outlaws wanted for stealing a glamorous princess. Their fate—a perilous plod through the Brauvn forest to come to the gates of Farling’s Wall and the realm of the Wickles. Be wary! not scary, and don’t tarry by the gloom of Farling’s Wall...—Old limerickIn this rich journey of adventure, villainy, and sophisticated language, heroism prevails and spellcraft brings captivity. Don't miss this unique adventure in the spirit of Fritz Leiber and Jack Vance....
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Literary Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Genre Fiction, Satire, Literary Humor
Size: 100 pages
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5 reviews
Just Pardon My French (Hetta Coffey Series, Book 8)
Hetta Coffey is a sassy Texan with a snazzy yacht, and she’s not afraid to use it!She’s living aboard her forty-five foot boat in Mexico’s spectacular Sea of Cortez, taking work where she can get it and, characteristically, she isn’t all that concerned about any pesky legalities involved.Docked at a pricey marina in La Paz, her cruising kitty is taking a hit, so when she’s offered a dream job, she jumps on it. All she has to do is act as a courier, babysitting equipment and sensitive documentation for her former employer to their new offices in France.Not only does she get to revisit a country she once lived in and loved, she’ll meet with her significant other, Jenks Jenkins, in Paris. Oh là là! An easy job and a romantic vacation, all paid for; what could possibly go wrong?W...
Genre: Children's eBooks, Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Action & Adventure, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, Romance, Sea Adventures, Women's Adventure, General Humor, Satire, Women's Fiction
Size: 286 pages
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4 reviews
Snake Oil is a humorous tale of a urban love story.The discovery that comes of oneself taking chances in a strange new city. Experiences amplified to the highest degree when that city is New York. Join Elle transplanted in Brooklyn in 2003 from Austin, Texas. Her enlightenment through escapades as she starts a new life. Meeting some of the most creative and unusual people in the beauty industry....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Women's Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 83 pages
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This is S. E. McKenzie's twenty-eighth epic poem which explores the power of a broken chain....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Poetry, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult, Epic, Humor, Satire
Size: 38 pages
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The Long Tentacle of the Law: Nexus Ranger Tales
Centuries in the future, things will be very different, but one thing will still be the same: there will be crime and villains and law enforcement officers to combat them. These officers are known as the Nexus Rangers. One particular squad patrols the Desolation Zone on the fringe of galactic civilization, consisting of Capt. Epsilon Eridani, her second-in-command Isadore Radiger, a frightening alien named Quorveg, a rundown android named Ganymede, and a haughty artificial intelligence named Myra. Epsilon is beautiful and daring, almost as good at her job as she thinks she is, while Radiger is a coward of cosmic proportion who doesn't appreciate her continually endangering his life. Quorveg is simply a monster in body and mind who aspires to be a more cultured sort of being. If any of this...
Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, General Humor, Satire
Size: 345 pages
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FAB:: Froke As Buck (an Antinovel)
Every misfortune from house fires to drug addiction follows our four friends (Shanika, Tone, Carnelian "Ci-Ci", and Shanika's boyfriend) throughout their struggles to find and cement happiness. The American cultural landscape is lampooned in this tongue and cheek antinovel....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Political, African American, Humor, Satire
Size: 157 pages
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They say that marriages are made in heaven; but weddings, my friend; weddings are executed in hell! After writing three political thrillers, all of which helped me garner a bit of fame and intellectual fanbase, I was convinced that politics is perhaps the most difficult field a man can engage in. But then, matrimony came along and politics suddenly felt like the non-essential elaichi in this Mughlai Biryani called life. When my ‘loved ones’ subjected me to scenarios unimaginable, when as the groom I had to wait for an hour for my baaraat to arrive, when certain ‘rituals’ scarred me with shame for the rest of my life, I so wanted to give it back to the society! And hence, ‘Lehengey and Lafdey’ was born. LnL will raise your ire, tickle your funny bone, and show you everything exc...
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Romance, Romantic Comedy, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 42 pages
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In For he’s a jolly good fellow comedy maestro Paul Davies brings his savagely funny comic inventions to life. In section one, the author lays bare the shocking truth about Donald Trump’s hair and its bleak outlook for humanity, and explains BREXIT seen from the eyes of a disgruntled minimum wage, zero hour contract worker. Also, the author proposes a radical solution to the age-old phenomenon of obscene bickering amongst senior citizens on public transport, then finally examines the hidden conspiracy behind the phenomenon of shrinking chocolate bars and the supernatural flouting of Data Protection laws by psychic mediums.In section two, Paul blows open our everyday world in mirth inducing satire, exposing psychopaths in the workplace, online and in the world of primetime television....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, General Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 32 pages
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The Sacred Love Of a Yellow Butterfly (Part Book 1)
An amazing love story of a simple boy and a simple girl....
Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Sagas, Humor, Satire
Size: 108 pages
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